(Suzicat) "
Ladybird, what took you so long to arrive home?"
(Ladybird) " I'm late because there was a "cat" following me in the streets.." |
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(Suzicat) -
" Oh! You should come home without looking at him ! "
(Ladybird) - "Ah! But... he was walking so slowly..." |
Standing in the traffic lights, the madam was
very elegant with a leopard's skin stole.
What a track! - "My cat finds me anywhere I hide myself. What do you tkink of
it?"
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"- Help me,doctor. I don't get to sleep at night; any little noise wakes me up. Even the cat walking on the wall wakes me up! I can't stand this situation anymore. Please give me a medicine." The doctor listens in silence and soon after that he scrawls some thing in the paper and gives it the patient. -"Buy this medicine and it will solve your problems definitively! - "When do I begin to take it"? -"Never! It's to give the cat!" |
- "Tommy, you must not pull the cat's tail!" - "I'm not pulling it, mum. I'm just holding it. The cat is pulling." |
-" I don't think. I would have the patience." |
-" There's no problem. They will sleep all day." |
-"Do the little mouses live a long life? " -"It depends on cats!" |
Be early if you are the bird, but if you are the worm, you'd
better wait a minute.
(Does not the early bird catche the worm?) Protect the birds: the dove brings peace and the stork brings tax exemption. If you work hard, like a horse, on a farm you can make a fortune, especially if you discover oil. |
Of course! -" Your work about the cat is exactly like your brother's!" -"It's because the cat is the same, madam!" |
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